Giles: “As long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world – ”
Buffy: “He loves doing this part.”
Giles: [speeding up] “All right: They hunt vampires, one Slayer dies, the next is called, Buffy is the Slayer, don’t tell anyone. I think that’s all the vampire information you need.”
– Breaking it down for Willow and Xander, “The Harvest”
I usually start these things by saying how underqualified I am to write them. This is no exception: I was not, nor probably ever will be enamoured with vampires – I enjoy the fantasy element, and that’s about it. Nor was I such a rabid fan of this show when it was still on TV – my mom gave me the choice of watching either it or
Xena, and since
Xena was about as fantastical a show as you could get at the time, naturally I went for the leather, over-the-top swordfighting, and that earsplitting scream. Though I don’t fully regret that choice – nostalgia has a high value – yet another Boxing Day splurge has taught me to never judge a book by its cover. Or a TV show by its title.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer isn’t the campy-horror-hokum its name suggests. It is, however, one of the best damned (ha ha) TV shows you ever will see. Its humour and wit rivals that of
M*A*S*H (which I believe to be the best-written TV show
ever – and I don’t make superlatives lightly), and its suspense and drama can compare to the best of the silver screen. It may even have surpassed
Charmed as my favourite TV show (though the jury’s still out on that one – I don’t make favourites lightly either). In short, this story of a supernaturally gifted teenage girl and her lovable, oddball friends is brilliant, one-of-a-kind, humourous, heartwrenching, and not-to-be-missed.